No really - they can tell from the scars how many abortions she's had. Okay not really but I bet if they could they'd be shut down immediately by the left - where are all the feminists on this one anyways that's what I'm wondering. Where are they?
I wonder if they can detect who's a terrorist yet rather than just seeing your rolls of fat and your prosthetic this-and-that's.
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| TSA (Transportation Sexual Abuse) Survivor |
Apparently the scanners even come with the following features as well:
Tampon string detector on off
Maxi pad viewer on off
Circumcision detector on off
Fake boob detector on off
Fake nut detector on off
Fake penis detector on off
Vaginal/Penile Recognition Feature on off
No seriously - that's where they are with these things: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/11/19/implants-piercings-prosthetics-oh-reveal-tsa-employees/
Yeah - and the guys out front aren't steering the hotties into the detectors to hook their buddy up in the back. Yeah - mmm hmmm. And for those who think women are immune to these things - um - psychology degree specializing in sexual deviance and the biopsychology of sexual deviance RIGHT HERE. You put a woman in front of deviant images and they become addicted to porn just as anyone else can. They just take a bit longer than men and pretend a lot more - but the result's the same.
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PLUS - they also have one of the "Kiss Cams" like at NBA/NFL/MLB games - except they are called the "scan cams" where every 100th person scanned gets their digital naked image flashed up on a board to entertain everyone else waiting in line to make the wait more bearable - sometimes with cute sayings on them.
You can even propose to your girlfriend on the Scan Cam by showing her what s in your trousers with a message on it you pay extra for as you go through and then can have her kiss you in public! (I'm sorry y'all - I can't resist - it's satire.....I know my wife's going to have something to say about all this....)
If I had to go fly and face the prospect of going through that thing I'd be tempted to shove a rubber fist down my pants that's flipping someone the bird and put it over my crotch and make them pull it out. I'd have a tattoo on it with an I <3 TSA
Man when I was a kid - my father used to fly in uniform, could take some hella big knives on board as long as he told security he had it, and away we went.
Now they want bipartisanship. That's like having a pact with the devil!
If you don't opt out on November 24th - pack something insanely obscene of questionable hygienic safety for TSA to dig out of your trousers and make them hold on to it.