Thanks to the instability in Egypt, TSA will now begin groping little girls EVERYWHERE to protect us from whatever could happen in Egypt.....DHS director Janet Napolitano has assured us this is absolutely necessary and there is no other way around this.
Okay - so apparently Mubarak in Egypt couldn't stand 18 days of riots in his country and has abdicated his throne. Now, the military, also formerly ran by Mubarak, has dissolved parliament, and has suspended the constitution. We all know in the middle of this, the most righteous people come to the front and take over....right? Riiiiiiight. No really. Riiiiiiiight. Wait, one more time! Riiiiiiiiight. Okay and for an added bonus - the only double positive in the English language, the American lexicon, the parlance of the day, a coloquial expression and phraseology - the ONLY double positive that has a negative connotation: Yeah, right! (Tadaaaaaa!) (Click here to give this an Instant Rimshot).
(Or is that "Sheah right"?)
Here's a man who can sum this up much better than I can: Steve Colbert. I think he nailed this one right on the head.