If you're going to do this........leave your DNA out of it......

So some guy "adulterated" a yogurt sample he handed it out a farmers market and the girl who tasted it immediately recognized its "adulterated" flavor and called the cops. disgusting link found here

A DNA test confirmed it WAS the guy's semen.  Oh - he's been arrested, too.

The woman was refunded the full price of her free semen flavored yogurt sample from the farmer's market.  The farmers market has discontinued the semen flavored/colored yogurt line and decided to try another more palatable and fertile marketing avenue.

Meanwhile - at the sperm bank - a semen sample was found tainted with yogurt.....several cows are being investigated.....