The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she's a redhead with blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and she's wearing a blue midriff tank-top and skin tight white shorts......What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."