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| Stupid fat lazy dog.....frickin helium bill is going to be sky high before the pudgy bastard learns to walk..... |
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| Despite the apparent beauty this is going to hurt when she lands..... |
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| LIFT OFF!!!!!! |
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| COOL! Oh wait.....EW! FLOATIES! EWWWWW! |
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| My wife loves guns - one of the best things we did dating was go shooting....this could be us.... |
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| The wedding.....is only the beginning.....and I want an all white oreo cookie..... |
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| Nice...... |
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| Optometrist appointment wear..... |
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| One of my favorite memories from the military was - I used to dive down to the bottom of the ocean in the Caribbean off Cuba and lie on the sand on the bottom of the ocean and look up at the sky and the clouds through the ocean surface....now any time I see sky through water and sunlight too it always reminds me of that....it was so easy to forget I couldn't breathe underwater and just let myself go because it was so relaxing...... |
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| No comment....words fail me.... |
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| I want one.... |
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| Most impressive...... |
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| Hey Hombre.....I see you lookin at my choos.....and my fancy bleached pants.....you jealous hombre? The ladies love to dance with us! |
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| BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS |
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| Light bulb factory, want a picture of them because these will be illegal next year.....stupid US government....wait - I can get them from Canada right? Canada's not as retarded as the US congress....not on this one anyways..... |