PEN THIEF!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110412/ts_yblog_thelookout/is-the-president-of-the-czech-republic-a-pen-stealer

This is where news stops being informative and just becomes gossip.  The Czech president steals a pen. On camera.  On Friday night.  While square dancing.  With a woman who wasn't his wife.  (I made those last three up just because they didn't make the story any less stupid and my writing skills were on par with the mainstream media by doing so).


Well, heck, our president isn't even eligible to be president and stole the white house!  And did it on camera.  On a Tuesday.  And had a huge parade celebrating it. And took our nations armed forces to pay for a date with his wife at our nation's expense.....and on and on.