*The Taliban said in a statement emailed to media outlets that the U.S. and other Western countries have wrongly excused the burning a Koran by the pastor of a Florida church on March 20 as freedom of speech and that Afghans "cannot accept this un-Islamic act."* This sounds as well planned out as the Kenyan-in-chief's not-war of lobbing Traumahawks into Libya to promote democracy in drive-by-diplomacy.Sorry Tally-Ban - we've been doing un-Islamic acts for longer than it took for your country to get its ass toppled in a few days by my country - going on 237 years now.
Ohhhh yeah - burn more tires in Kadar or wherever - that's gonna get me in Spokane to say "wow....a tire set on fire some 12,000 miles away....hmmm, maybe I should re-think my life."
I think when they are done they should protest, burn things and kill people over bacon being put on Western Bacon Cheeseburgers at Carl's Junior in the US. Clearly a much bigger conspiracy. It's been going on much longer too. Since they are so involved in what's going on in a small church in Florida - now it's time to tackle the big stuff! Perhaps they can demand a Muslim-Menu and insist Sharia Law be used to enforce it.To show the Afghanis I'm on their side and assuage any anger at my not being on their side or demanding a stop to it all however because *I HEAR YOU! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE* - I'm willing to make some concessions and negotiate. You can stone our leader and I am willing to hand him over to you complete with plans on how to stone him and some vulnerable spots. I've provided plans here and a photo of when he's particularly vulnerable as a good-faith-gesture and when you're most likely to not get a pissed-off reaction from Americans about it and be safe doing it. I can't guarantee safety but can assure you American Media Fallout WILL BE POSITIVE if you do it when shown above. So, here you go!