You BANG BLAME BANG BLAME BLAME....

Iran blames the US for the Stuxnet worm that is now shown to have originated in Texas (GO TEXAS!) and Israel (YEAH ISRAEL!) that has totally effed up their nuclear facilities.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/04/16/iran-blames-israel-stuxnet-worm-320302925/

I wonder who Iran blames for stealing and pirating the Microsoft Windows Software that was stolen and used illegally on their nuclear facilities......oh wait - yes - Texas and Israel also gave them the pirated software too, right?

I think Iran should have just bought the full version of Norton or McAfee.

Since Iran is so stupid and obviously not a threat - I'm going to reach out an olive branch of peace and put a link to Norton and McAfee here for protecting their nuclear facilities - depending on their fiscal abilities since they are really struggling and can't even buy windows - I am including a link to the Free AVG security as well - as well as a link on honesty that I'm teaching tomorrow in Sunday School.  (Isn't honesty a Muslim teaching?......Silly Arabs!(persians...whatever))

McAfee - HERE
Norton -  HERE
AVG -     HERE
Honesty - HERE

Aw heck - just for fun and cuz I'm such a nice guy - here's CCleaner as well so they can free up some space on their computers from cookies as well as cover their porn tracks so they don't get flayed in public for looking at porn on the People's Islamic Republic Computers...well, they will probably blame their porn on Israel and Texas' virus....or claim the cat walked across the keyboard and kept typing in pedophile searches as it walked while they were away.....(I actually heard this excuse when I was in clinical training for sex offenders). 

Okay....I hope this wraps up things in the middle east and that I've now secured world peace and protected the power plants of Iran so they can go back to screwing up their plants and radiating themselves with all sorts of fun stuff....