Okay - so here's a call for taxing toilet paper in a city: http://www.omaha.com/article/20110323/NEWS01/703239866I was thinking - how about for a lawmaker to pass a law hiking taxes - that lawmaker has to be the first to pay the taxes they are wanting to pass?
Just a thought.
What about poor people? They smell bad enough - now you're going to just make it worse because they won't be able to pay the tax - they can't buy toilet paper - so then they smell worse - have even fewer opportunities for employment - make less - smell worse - until they become hopelessly unemployable and putrefy from the rectum out.
WAY TO GO!
Maybe I could go into business selling TP-Rocks or TP spoons - a spoon or rock you use to scrape your rear and you just wash it in the sink and put it in your pocket and thereby avoid the tax - I could suggest hands but then I wouldn't make any money - so obviously I need to market a spoon or a rock.
Below are some victims of the proposed tax....
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| Hey bubba! You got any TP I can borrow? |
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| Look like crap....gonna smell like it too....way to start the day....cigarettes or TP - pick one....can't buy both...cigarettes man! |
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| Gonna smoke one to cope... |
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| Ain't even gonna bother - go straight for the bong... |
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| Wealthy & good looking - can wipe AND smoke |