FREE PORN!

Psyche major becoming a doctor of psychology with an emphasis in psychosocial addictions and sexual deviance here.

I just saw an ad on Yahoo that in my tired state I could have sworn said "FREE PORN!"

Which got me to thinking about a bunch of things....

1) Why would you pay for it on the internet?  There's enough out there to get for free - you're an idiot if you're paying for it - let alone paying for it to be into it.

2) Porn sites are about the most dangerous on the internet for your computer in terms of tracking, viruses, spamming....I can't even imagine giving my CREDIT CARD NUMBER to something like that....where it is forever logged....along with countless other government officials' credit cards who were only there for entertainment official government purposes.

3) Does paying for it REALLY make it better? I mean, really?  Is it - you get what you pay for? 

What about "FREE NOT-PORN!"

Here's a breakdown of a pay site that Google brought up for me very quickly for entainmenert research and illustrative purposes.

$84.95/1000minutes = $5.04/HR for porn. Or, the lowest value, assuming you know exactly what you want and know right where to go to get it and can find the right scene and get yourself done in 15 minutes or less, is $15.80/hr ($3.95/15mins) minus the wonderful joyful time you spent all "worked up" and excited to punch in your credit card number anticipating your whirlwind tour to access your porn you're going to pay for so you could get SERIOUS and do the job. 

Maybe you could click the customer service number and talk dirty to them for free.

Just wondering.....