TSA STATISTICS: SUCCESSES IN THE WAR ON TERROR!!!!

(Sent to me by Dan)

Good News!! The TSA "pat-down" is REALLY working!! 
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from 
the Department of Homeland Security:
 
Terrorist Plots Discovered                  0

Transvestites                                    133

 

Transsexuals                                    287

Hernias                                           1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases                        3,172

Enlarged Prostates                       8,249

Breast Implants                           59,350

 

Natural Blondes                          Only  3

 

WAY TO GO DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY!!!!!