Late night swiped offensive humor.....

When Titanic was about to sink, three people - an American, a Brit and a Frenchie were talking on board. Soon, the captain came and asked them to tighten their lifebelts and jump into life-boats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children!" and the Frenchie answered ".....do we have enough time left to do that?"

Bobby, a police officer, was sent to report on a severe bomb attack that took place in London. The place was full of dead bodies and body parts. He started making notes on the pieces. He came across a head and wrote in his notebook: "Head on bullevard". Then, he scratched out his spelling error.
Next, he wrote "Head on bouelevard." Again, he realized the spelling was incorrect and scratched it.
Now, he was irritated with spelling mistakes. He looked around and when nobody was looking at him, kicked the head and wrote "Head in gutter."

Brutus asked his grandfather, "Grandpa, how you become so rich?"
Grandpa: "Well, son, it was 1930 - time of the Great Depression. I was lost in financial crisis. I invested $10 in buying some chocolates. I sold them for $50. Again, next day I bought apples for $40 and sold them at a profit. I had made up roughly $40 in one week. In the meanwhile, my wife's father died and left us 100 million dollars."