Some Pro-Gun One-Liners

1. An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the 'phone.
3. Glock: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free Men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your Rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and Liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 – Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a type of behavior, not a type of hardware.
19. Criminals love gun control – it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.
22. You only have the Rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "…a government of the people, by the people, for the people…."


Round Two
1. Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
2. Those who live by the sword have a fighting chance. [Also: Those
who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.]
3. Blaming a gun for crime is like blaming a fork for Rosie O'Donnell
for being FAT!
4. My Gun? I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not
have it.
5. Firearm safety - It's a matter for education, not legislation.
6. Bill of Rights. Void where prohibited by law.
7. The day they want my guns they'll have to bring theirs.
8. An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one
may have to back up his acts with his life.
9. How can you praise freedom, and condemn that which gains and
preserves it?
10. Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
11. "…quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est/."
[…a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.]
(from Lucius Annaeus Seneca, "the Younger," /circa/ 4 BC-65 AD,)
12. "The right to buy weapons is the right to be free."
13. Shooting. The only sport endorsed by the Founding Fathers.
14. My wife and my gun: 'til death do us part.
15. "When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first!"
16. If you are free to be a liberal – thank a man with a gun!
17. Without my gun, the King of England could just come into my house
and start quartering soldiers!
18. The D.C. gun ban works - just ask James Brady.
19. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
20. Keep guns out of the hands of criminals, buy them for yourself.
21. Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.
22. Gun control….it's not a new idea……Just a bad one!!!!!
23. The Chinese, the Russians, the Nazis & Saddam Hussein all agree!
Gun Control Works!!

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