Misheard Lyrics: Itchycoo Park & Pic Dump....(PG-13)

Okay - so my father was a highly decorated Viet Vet who thought the music of the 80's when I was a kid was for degenerates - I wasn't allowed to listen to it. No! That was too much! I could only listen to the music of the 1960's with their degenerates promoting drugs and their counter culture rhetoric! I heard the horrors of drugs in the service and the pop culture and later went on to be a military police officer kicking down doors and bringing my K-9 in for drug searches and keeping up the bread-and-butter-culture of the 1950's when my father was a kid.

So here's some misheard lyrics - it's "Itchycoo Park" - not....whatever I thought it was as a kid....I don't get a real strong "just say no" message from this one.....but here it is anyways.....

Sorority Initiation.....?

In the bronx the single moms pack AK's to school.....with their babies.....school security is provided by the UN

Okay - this is a TON of gratuitous everything.....as long as she's okay with it I guess I'm okay with it.....

No really - you won't hear anything with that in your ear.....ever again!

Call it a monster hairdo or whatever....I think it's creative...or something like it...

Last Joke.....

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"

"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.

The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender.

"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.

The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."  

I hear ya....the next best sign says "I hate protesters!"