You've Got to be F***ING KIDDING ME!

Okay - here's the new military training: What to do if you see two Marines in uniform kissing in the mall: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/mar/22/military-set-to-train-for-end-of-dont-ask/

I know what Iran does if that happens - if they are American - they open fire - if they are Iranian - they open fire / have a hanging.

Here's an example of other behavior troops will be trained on coping with...